So yesterday I watched the most messed up movie I've EVER seen. Its called quite literally, "A Serbian Film", its without a doubt the sickest movie I've seen in my life.
Heres the Trailer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T6YM7RE5wQ
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Friday, April 15, 2011
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Poem
I just ran into this poem, gruesome as it my be, i think its pretty hilarious!!
Chaos ruled OK in the classroom
as bravely the teacher walked in
the nooligans ignored him
his voice was lost in the din
"The theme for today is violence
and homework will be set
I'm going to teach you a lesson
one that you'll never forget"
He picked on a boy who was shouting
and throttled him then and there
then garrotted the girl behind him
(the one with grotty hair)
Then sword in hand he hacked his way
between the chattering rows
"First come, first severed" he declared
"fingers, feet or toes"
He threw the sword at a latecomer
it struck with deadly aim
then pulling out a shotgun
he continued with his game
The first blast cleared the backrow
(where those who skive hang out)
they collapsed like rubber dinghies
when the plug's pulled out
"Please may I leave the room sir?"
a trembling vandal enquired
"Of course you may" said teacher
put the gun to his temple and fired
A Head popped a head round the doorway
to see why a din was being made
nodded understandingly
then tossed in a grenade
And when the ammo was well spent
with blood on every chair
Silence shuffled forward
with its hands up in the air
The teacher surveyed the carnage
the dying and the dead
He waggled a finger severely
"Now let that be a lesson" he said
as bravely the teacher walked in
the nooligans ignored him
his voice was lost in the din
"The theme for today is violence
and homework will be set
I'm going to teach you a lesson
one that you'll never forget"
He picked on a boy who was shouting
and throttled him then and there
then garrotted the girl behind him
(the one with grotty hair)
Then sword in hand he hacked his way
between the chattering rows
"First come, first severed" he declared
"fingers, feet or toes"
He threw the sword at a latecomer
it struck with deadly aim
then pulling out a shotgun
he continued with his game
The first blast cleared the backrow
(where those who skive hang out)
they collapsed like rubber dinghies
when the plug's pulled out
"Please may I leave the room sir?"
a trembling vandal enquired
"Of course you may" said teacher
put the gun to his temple and fired
A Head popped a head round the doorway
to see why a din was being made
nodded understandingly
then tossed in a grenade
And when the ammo was well spent
with blood on every chair
Silence shuffled forward
with its hands up in the air
The teacher surveyed the carnage
the dying and the dead
He waggled a finger severely
"Now let that be a lesson" he said
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
So I recently started playing this new game, called The Witcher. I don't know if any of you have played it before, but if you haven't, I highly recommended it. I overlooked it the first time I tried it, because I didn't understand the combat system, rather then clicking to attack one, you click to start your attacks and then time your attack into a flurry with a second click when the cursor turns orange. I know it sounds complicated, but its not. Anyways, if your interested here are two trainers for the Enhanced edition, i'm on my second play through, so I sometimes use them to do get mess around.
1.4.5 version- http://dengee.net/g6h6b
and the 1.5 version- http://dengee.net/q2k4d
Enjoy! =D
1.4.5 version- http://dengee.net/g6h6b
and the 1.5 version- http://dengee.net/q2k4d
Enjoy! =D
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)